Best prank ever.
I just finished The Office and I’m literally curled up in a ball on my couch trying to remember how to breathe…
I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier.
Best prank ever.
I just finished The Office and I’m literally curled up in a ball on my couch trying to remember how to breathe…
omg dwight stop he loves everyone
pam is his bff
Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Wanted for Murder
This morning, the authorities in Union County, New Jersey issued an arrest warrant for the 34-year-old Caleb Lawrence McGillvary (better known as Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker) in connection to the homicide of a 73-year-old attorney named Joseph Galfy, Jr. According to the local news station WABC, the 73-year-old man was found bludgeoned to death in his home in Clark, New Jersey earlier this week on Monday. His current whereabouts remains unknown and a reward of $5,000 is being offered for his arrest.
good ole clark
Hooch Is Crazy

jersey view

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WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY PREVIEW
I love today so much
I’M SCREAMING
omg laura hall and linda taylor are even there too
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and if you know me at all you know thats a very long time. yay stress starving
in other news, i’m .16 seconds off an olympic cut woo00oo
And also, BANG, Mama Bones!!!
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Please vote for JHU swimming! We’ve worked so hard this year and I think we deserve to be recognized.

I don’t care whether you had a clear round or you knocked down every rail. You walk out of that arena and you thank your horse for not killing you, cause you damn well know he could have.
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Bring back Deco!